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Just a thought, but I’ve seen a lot of fanworks where the trolls are amazed at the color of human blood. I don’t quite like this because we know for a fact that trolls are aware of blood being this color.

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The fauna of Alternia have “normal” blood. It is only trolls and lusus naturae who have varying colors of blood. (mutants being the only ones with the “normal” blood)

We know that early on trolls were confused by the color of the kids’ blood, but that was most likely for two reasons.

  1. They most likely assumed that other intelligent life forms had hemospectrums. (this might be true and humans are outliers in the multi-cosmos, or they were just being ignorant teens and would learn otherwise once they grew up and became part of the galactic army of Her Imperious Condescension)
  2. They assumed that the kids’ typed like them, meaning in the color of their blood.

It is because of this that I think in some AU where trolls and humans lived together it would be more likely that trolls looked down on humans as livestock due to their “animal blood” instead of being shocked and confused that a creature could have bright candy red running through their veins. Not saying that trolls would have to think of humans as simple beasts (though one could probably think of several more reasons for them to think this), just saying it would probable be a more likely reaction to the color of our blood than just, “Humans are so weird! Did you know they ALL have mutant blood? Like, how do they even function in society without hemocasting?”.

Just a thought.

artisticzero:

Shooshing to the extreme with Nepeta Leijon as our host

Reblogging mostly because Nepeta isn’t a midget.

renegadewangs:

This is the oddest, creepiest cosplay prop I have ever made. It was also the most fun to make and I’m obscenely proud of how it turned out.

Oh dear god. I don’t know whether to congradulate you are scream and run away.

My phone goes off. I answer it and find out it’s my mother. She’s right down the hall. So I hang up on her and walk out to meet her. She berates me for hanging up on her and tells me she wanted to talk, but she didn’t feel like getting up from her seat. Sometimes I don’t even know how to react to my mother.

So I sit down to talk to her and I must endure a conversation about her plan to poison elephants and rhinos so that their horns/tusks will be poisoned and kill the Asians that use them for medicinal purposes. Then she made a plan to have a goose/duck farm where she harvests their livers and poisons them so that people who eat fois gras also die. That way those animals will be saved. Needless to say I didn’t add much to these topics and instead made a variety of faces signalling my desire to not be listening to any of this. I eventually got up and left without a word. My mother cackling and saying she loves me as I go.

What is my life?

Hahaha

Been running a game all day in another tab that generates points every second. Had over 600k. Accidentally refreshed the page. Back at the beginning. 

Hahaha ;w;

Just a little thing I’ve noticed in some Tavros fanart. Save for one I’ve seen all of these multiple times. Now I always thought his horns were fairly straight forward, Terezi being the only one I can think of with simpler horns, yet time and time again I see these odd variants. Now I’m all for artistic license, but sometimes they seem like different horn designs all together. *shrugs*

Just a little thing I’ve noticed in some Tavros fanart. Save for one I’ve seen all of these multiple times. Now I always thought his horns were fairly straight forward, Terezi being the only one I can think of with simpler horns, yet time and time again I see these odd variants. Now I’m all for artistic license, but sometimes they seem like different horn designs all together. *shrugs*

Going through my files and thought I’d upload some panel edits I did because I like them.

1. Someone’s probably getting trolled on the interwebs.

2. Something quite shocking must have happened.

3. Quadrants are hard, man.

4. The loss of her lusus was so traumatizing it made her makeup disappear.

5. LOOK AT THE ITTY-BITTY BABBU!!!!

6. This babbu even got a background.

7. Where are you? What are you wearing? Why are you flying?

8. BLOODSWAP TIME!!!1

9. Yet another tiny ankle-biter.

10. Trollsona kismesistude? You know it.

Here’s AR for Carapacianbent.

You are now the greenblooded troll. Like everyone else you lack a name like how your woofbeast lusus lacks eyes. He really scares you and often times you have to distract him with the sound of gunshots so he won’t hurt you. You say you try to distract him with the sound because you don’t want to admit that you can’t actually hit him. You’re a terrible shot. You aren’t terrible at enforcing rules, though! Hopefully you’ll get the chance to do that later when you play this game one of your friends invited you to join. Once you play you’ll be disappointed with your title of Rogue of Mind because you put a stop to rogues! You’ll rather like dreaming on Prospit, though.
Your trolltag is authorityRegulator and [you | encase | your | words | in | a | jail |to | remind | others | to | be | on | their | best | behavior.]

Eyes from tajazzled. Mixed and matched hair from an uncredited source.

Here’s AR for Carapacianbent.

You are now the greenblooded troll. Like everyone else you lack a name like how your woofbeast lusus lacks eyes. He really scares you and often times you have to distract him with the sound of gunshots so he won’t hurt you. You say you try to distract him with the sound because you don’t want to admit that you can’t actually hit him. You’re a terrible shot. You aren’t terrible at enforcing rules, though! Hopefully you’ll get the chance to do that later when you play this game one of your friends invited you to join. Once you play you’ll be disappointed with your title of Rogue of Mind because you put a stop to rogues! You’ll rather like dreaming on Prospit, though.

Your trolltag is authorityRegulator and [you | encase | your | words | in | a | jail |to | remind | others | to | be | on | their | best | behavior.]

Eyes from tajazzled. Mixed and matched hair from an uncredited source.

Guess who just got her Rose shirt in the mail? Aw yeah, time to soak it in vinegar and once it’s dry I’m gonna wear it and knit the most radtastic scarf ever. I will become Rose. Too bad violins are too expensive or I would further my transformation by learning to play.